What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 08:11

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Goldfinger
Dr No
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
A View to a Kill
Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Have you ever been spanked in front of a group of people?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Ah so!”
How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.
Live and Let Die
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
From Russia With Love
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
-J W Pepper
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Octopussy
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.